octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

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3,223 plays

elephant6collective:

Neutral Milk Hotel | Gardenhead/Leave Me Alone

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

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frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

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howllor:

gothtriggers:

Scientists have developed a material so dark that you can’t see it.

"I’m only wearing black until they invent something darker."

"what are you wearing?"
"void"

myskin-is-mycanvas:

artisticalove:

approvinqly:

I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

This is so true I need to hit myself with a frying pan because of it.

please don’t hit yourself with a frying pan??

dysphorism:

paleslut:

paleslut:

that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon

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THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR

BUT HOW ACCURATE IS THIS

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