if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
"I’m only wearing black until they invent something darker."
"what are you wearing?"
I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr
This is so true I need to hit myself with a frying pan because of it.
please don’t hit yourself with a frying pan??
that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon
THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR
BUT HOW ACCURATE IS THIS